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Act I: Of Birchers Are Birthers Born
Pregrovel:
[Cue Overture] Open this link in another window. Safe: link goes to a short YouTube clip.Note: Sometimes YouTube will play an annoying ad before the clip begins.
[Cut musical score] Two clips in Act I run long. If you see this stage direction, stop the YouTube playback.
This first link plays an instrumental overture as Act I is about to start. Other links will play the song being parodied.
[bracketed italics] Stage directions bolded words are song lyrics